February 2010
“Now I’m going to have shots with Kings of Leon.”
– I hope you mean you’re going to shoot them (via thecoffinaffairs)
What if Michael Jackson, 2Pac, and Biggie all...
aray:ashleypercipere:wtffcynthia:briitalove:sickoftonight:yeahsowhat:(via lordquas)
"Now I'm going to go have shots with Kings of...
lol, Billie. <3
Entertain me. →
When Ke$ha was on...
My mom was like, “Who is she?! She looks like a hooker!” YEAHHHHH Mom! :D
showmeyourteethxx started following you
thank youuu! :)
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When your favorite band has a Broadway musical...
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Green Day performed already; what do I do now?
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
January 2010
JUSTIN BEAVER, GTFO OFF MY TV SCREEN AND GO HANG...
I am pretty sure my life was just made.
And I’m pretty sure that I can do this now. I can make it. I’ll be okay. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I kind of feel like I'm losing my mind lately.
Not like I’m sad. Just kinda crazy?
idk, idk.
HEY YOU, CLICK THIS. :) →
pretty please? cherries on top?
lovinmaegzster started following you
Thank you! :D
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Cleverbot: "50 Cent is a rapist" edition.
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: Rapists.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: ARE YOU A RAPIST?
Cleverbot: Fiddy cent obviously.
User: 50's a rapist?
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Not here.
Cleverbot: You just said you were.
User: No, I did not!
Cleverbot: Sure did.
User: Don't argue with me.
Cleverbot: You're the one arguing.
User: CRANBERRY JUICE.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No, I don't have a gf. What does that have to do with cranberry juice?
Cleverbot: Do you like pickles?
User: I love pickles!
Cleverbot: Really, how do they taste?
User: Like...fucking...pickles.
Cleverbot: Sweet Pickles.
User: Sour pickles?
Cleverbot: No. Dill pickles. and sometimes sweet pickles. but then again, olives.
User: Also...cucumbers?
Cleverbot: Cucumbers don't have lips...
User: WHY WOULD THEY HAVE LIPS?!
Cleverbot: They don't necessarily.
User: Why would cucumbers have lips at all, though?
Cleverbot: I never said it had anything to do with that.
User: Yes, you did!
Cleverbot: You are mistaken.
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Everyone's waiting for the effort to be made, but...
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nihilistidealist:
weetzie-bat:carnivalqueen///lucieoliver
I am a boy. I am a girl. I am shorter than 5’4. I think I’m ugly sometimes. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I’ve had braces. I wear glasses. I would get plastic surgery if it...
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Drenched in vanilla twilight, I'll sit on the...
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formspring.me
lmao. yay for knowing the lyrics to Swing.
<3
:D <3
Ask me anything
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formspring.me
oh shit. shake that ass, ma, move it like a gypsy.
Stop, woah, back it up, now let me see your hips SWING!
hippos and sporks?
I like the way you think.
Ask me anything
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formspring.me
I just now got the background….I was like why the hell do you have Jones cola as your background….DO YOU LOVE IT THAT MUCH??!….but now….I get it… -_-
Good job! :D It is good, though. So it’s like a two-for-one deal.
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towhomitconcerns started following you
thanks! :)
haveyouheardus started following you
thank you! :)
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formspring.me
YES THEY ARE. SHHHH. Kelseyjoooooonessssssssssssss :P
Damn, I have a shitload of relatives, then. :D
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