January 2011
lol why are all of Emily’s cousins attracted to me? Awkwardddd.
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December 2010
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Really unpopular opinion :/
citystreetsatnight: flatbarnacle: regulusbamf: Read More D: I’m so sorry that you deal with this scrutiny from people. <333 You’re amazing no matter what your opinion is. You’re amazing
Dec 31st
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On Christmas Eve, my grandpa asked me if I was...
Dec 31st
Don't drink and drive - and don't ride with...
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On Halloween when I was about to leave to go to...
Now I have to get the fridge back on. 
Dec 31st
Why does weird shit happen to my house on holidays...
A breaker blew in the kitchen. But apparently there are two because the stove is still on. But everything else isn’t. Including my refrigerator. And our breakers are weird and mislabeled and blahhh and I don’t know which one to go flip and my mom isn’t answering lol fml.
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lol I still don’t know what I’m going to say to Emily. I think I should have the conversation in like my car or something. “Hey Emily, you wanna go find Highway 11 for a while and have a srs bznz conversation?” I mean, that seems like the natural thing to do. Oh, my life.
Dec 31st
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So, I finally slept. At like…9 in the morning. I kept my alarm set for 11:30, then turned it to 12:30, then I let my music play to keep me in and out of conciousness until about 1:30. Then I got up, took a bath, did laundry, and now I’m here, drinking coffee. I’m going to Emily’s later. I checked, she has Monopoly. Good. We might be going to her Uncle Jeremy’s,...
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
WHY am I awake? Good lord. I have plans later, and I’m still awake at 5:30 in the morning. I have got to get back on a sleeping schedule, or I’m gonna be screwed when classes start again.
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dljfadskfasd I have LezCandy and Qrushr downloaded on my iPod. if my mom ever decides to be nosy… LOL UH OH.  “Uhhh, surprise?!”
Dec 31st
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The most annoying thing I've ever been asked.
runrickierun: “Did your piercing hurt?”
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I’m trying to decide if I should submit to girlswholikegirls lol I’ve been debating this seriously for like a year now
Dec 31st
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I'm going to wear my high heeled boots tomorrow.
I don’t have a dress that I can wear or anything and I want to look nice, soooo. I hope my foot doesn’t fall off! It’s still sort of broken. I mean, well, it still hurts a little sometimes, at least. And I’ll be taking them off before I get to the point where I might fall in them. Uh. You know.
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I am genuinely happy for the first time in quite a...
I dunno, that’s probably pretty pathetic to say, but it’s true. And I’m glad, especially considering how I felt just the other day.
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I was playing Na Na Na.
Mom: Is that Pink? Me: … Uh. No. Mom: Who is it? Me: It’s My Chemical Romance. Mom: Oh, it sounded like a girl. Me:  
Dec 31st
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"When you have Dick and Dyke in your name..."
oh Dick Van Dyke y u so funny?
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double-exposure asked: HAHAHAHAHA.
ohhhh my god. hahah.
Dec 31st
double-exposure asked: HAHAHAHAHA.
ohhhh my god. hahah.
Dec 31st
double-exposure asked: You might not like it... >.>
A FUPA.
Dec 31st
skanktastic-slutazoid replied to your post:oh my god mother will you stop asking me what a… woah. naughty swinger sex party? O_o Key bowl… watch bowl… hehe Oh yes. That’s definitely what’s going down. hahaha.
Dec 31st
double-exposure asked: You might not like it... >.>
A FUPA.
Dec 31st
double-exposure asked: KELSEY I FIGURED OUT WHAT AN F IS.
Dec 31st
double-exposure asked: KELSEY I FIGURED OUT WHAT AN F IS.
Dec 31st
war—: serendipity-: oh my god mother will you stop asking me what a key bowl is you’re really slow also I’m not going to tell you shhhh  Tell your mom this ^ lmfao. I should.
Dec 31st
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towhomitconcerns replied to your post:Every time I tell someone that I’m majoring in Elementary Education, they go, “Awww.” The most awkward moment in life is when you have to write a college essay and end up telling your teacher that you want to teach and they’re like omg *tear* and you’re like don’t be too happy I’m not teaching your subject bud. THAT IS ALL hahaha. I wrote...
Dec 31st
oh my god mother will you stop asking me what a key bowl is you’re really slow also I’m not going to tell you shhhh 
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Every time I tell someone that I'm majoring in...
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Why Some Teachers Drink
magicbedazzlers: dudelbugg: thatswhattheythought: (via mrsvaccarezza)
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I think me and Emily should get our Batman tattoos...
js.
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I've got a tight grip on reality, but I can't let...
serendipity-: I think that if I ever had to give anyone any kind of advice, I’d tell them not to distance themselves from other people, especially the ones who love them. It seems like a good option at first, because once you withdraw from people, you get this sense of no one being able to hurt you. But the problem with that is that you’re hurting yourself by not opening up and letting people...
Dec 31st
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All of the posts that I’ve tagged with “get inside me” or some variation of that are photos of food and David Henrie.
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Anonymous said you were amazing, smart, and...
EXCUSE ME EMILY WHAT THE FUCK IS AN F? I DO NOT HAVE AN F. I HAVE A V OKAY. 
Dec 31st
Give me any reason to believe, ‘cause I swear I’m done here. ‘Cause I’ve seen a bigger picture and I’m looking for some answers. Tell me that it’s worth it, ’cause I’m doing all I can to fight it. And I’ve never been this scared and my moment’s finally here. Time’s racing, please slow down, I’ve gotta find my way out....
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