January 2012
Do I even have to say that I’m drinking tonight for “experimental purposes”?
Jello shots in the freezer. Took two shots of tequila and one of vodka.
Sam, Luke, and Jessica are here with me and Jarrod.
December 2011
I just told Jarrod to shut up and go masturbate BECAUSE he told me that he’d shit in my corneas BECAUSE he’s sexually frustrated.
This is what our lives consist of, ladies and gentlemen.
if females had a penis for a day
I'd go straight for Ryan Gosling.
Hell, I don’t even have to be straight, just let me at him.
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brb gonna find I Like Cheese also
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Cats Are...
lumpy—cake—princess replied to your post: HUZZAH for adopting kittens, kittens are cool.
CATZ R AWSUM!!!!!!
Wait for it… Wait for it…
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I just started reading The Hunger Games, by the...
Well, I’m actually halfway through now, but yeah.
Best. Decision. Ever.
Except I have problems with some of the grammar and punctuation usage…but whatevs.
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Next thing you know we're going to be forced to...
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May the Oods be ever in your favor, Whovians!
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can i just uninstall david karp please
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Experimental purposes:
Took a shot of my Christmas present tequila with Sam, Jessica, and Jarrod (who actually shot Grey Goose, but he still counts).
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I'm really tired...
Me: I can't find my glasses. I've never lost my glasses like this!
Mitchell: ...They're on your face.
Merry Christmas, guys!
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Tomorrow afternoon should be interesting.
This part of Jarrod’s family that we’re going to see doesn’t know that he’s gay and they think we’re really married…for real. And I’ve never met a lot of them before. Some of them, yes, even when we were actually dating, so maybe that’s not so bad. But now…
Deep breaths.
My grandpa bought me jeggings.
Jeggings.
I can’t even take that word seriously.
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You know it’s a good day when you get a bottle of tequila as a Christmas present.
I'm going to attempt sleep now.
I may not be online much in the next three days, so I hope you all have a great Christmas/holiday/whatever you celebrate!
Goodnight!
I'm slightly glad I don't have TV anymore.
While lurking the Doctor Who tag, I’ve learned there’s a marathon running on BBC America right now.
I would never go to sleep.
Ever.
And I have to get up early-ish in the morning.
